Preview of Coming Attractions

It's approaching that time of year when the Fauf becomes another person. Many of you may not know this about the Fauf if you have not lived in close vicinity with her. But she has a duo-personality. There are two characters she can be. There is the care-free, stay up late and sleep in, make no permanent plans, live life to its fullest Fauf. This Fauf emerges from her sleep in mid-June and prepares for hybernation mid-August. This is the Fauf that has recently moved to Santa Maria. Then there is the disciplined, go to bed early and wake up even earlier, follow a schedule, living for a higher purpose Fauf. This Fauf awakens at the end of August and thrives till early June, taking weeks of hybernation every few months during holidays. This is the Fauf that is beginning to awake even now.

For those of you who have not yet met this new Fauf that will soon come to life, here are some sneak peeks at who she is to better prepare you.

1. She requires a good 8 hours of sleep every night except for weekends.
2. She runs her day by a strict watch of the clock.
3. She dresses in more professional garb.
4. Most of her conversation centers around children and their strange behaviors.
5. She consumes larger amounts of caffein.

If you are afraid that the new Fauf about to emerge will be sinfully boring and highly annoying, do not fear. This new Fauf is much more creative, much more keen, and can have much more fun because it comes in concentrated doses. So rather than shy away from the new Fauf, embrace her and all her new idiosyncracies!