Confessions of a Fauf

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Ten Top Reasons to Get Married

10. You get lots of new underwear (honestly, when else do you go out and buy yourself underwear? If you even wear underwear!)

9. You learn new vocabulary like tuille, officiant, recessional

8. You get to be humbled when your bridesmaids make you wear ridiculous bridal headdresses

7. You get "Congratulations" and "Good luck" from everyone, even the ladies at the bank

6. You get to make large purchases like 170 cupcakes, or 500 yards of ribbon

5. You get to carry around a fatty organizer and shock people with your detailed planning

4. You can end arguments/discussions simply by saying "Because I'm the bride...there."

3. You get enough gift cards to decorate the walls of your first home

2. You can talk about the s-e-x word without shame

1. You get to spend the rest of your life with the love of your life

3 Comments:

Anonymous Your Lover said...

Reason Number 11- You spend lots of money, none of which is yours.

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Rodrigo said...

Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais

9:07 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Those are pretty good reasons, number 12: you get a lot of presents! :o) number 13: you have someone who will kill spiders for you.

9:15 AM  

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