Confessions of a Fauf

Friday, May 11, 2007

Don't Even Mention the Word Food

"My God, my God, why has Thou forsaken me!"

"May God smite me now!"

"AAAAAHHHHH!"

These are a few expressions used by those enduring a great amount of pain, tragedy, and/or despair. Perhaps an individual was enduring some measure of humiliating torture that He did not deserve. Or perhaps an individual was dying of a prolonged and painful illness. Or perhaps an individual was being consumed by ferocious leeches.

While the Fauf was not dying a Roman death, or dying from an illness, or dying from leeches, the Fauf did utter similar expressions this week as she wished to die and be alleviated from her stomach pain. Some strange virus struck the Fauf on Tue. and all week she cried in agony over this pain in her gut (although after not eating much all week, there was no gut to speak of after the fact). While she wished to be smite by God, luckily for her God knew better and did not end her life, but instead decided to end the stomach pain. And now Fauf is restored to her usual pain-free self.

In closing, beware the virus!

2 Comments:

Blogger Jen said...

On Tue.? Who are you... Feb?! Love you Fauf. Sorry I wasn't as comforting as usual.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Scotty Groeneveld said...

Is it a food borne virus?

1:37 AM  

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