Confessions of a Fauf

Friday, January 12, 2007

The Script

So I'm starting to plot the sitcom. I have some ideas based on real-life events that have transpired in the last week. I think they would make for some fun, light-hearted entertainment. Here is my list. Fellow readers, please cast your vote as to which topics you would most like to see played out in my sitcom.

The analogy of Parker to a cat
The courageous street-crossing of a mouse (spotted crossing Bradley)
The strange swapping of Twinkee the Kid between Fauf and Jenn
The best Monopoly game ever (Disneyland monopoly)
The unstoppable bread-making machine

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for Parker, carrying a Twinkee and bread making
machine, chasing a black cat across Bradley on his way
to a mysterious date with his future veiled bride who has just won a night long Disney Monopoly game,
having crushed the invincible Michael Shaw and his
future unveiled bride,Farah the dazzling Drazin.

5:18 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

A good sitcom has multiple things going on all at once that in some small way link together--but not in the After School Punky Bruester way, in a subtle way where viewers can say ahh the theme is X, Y, or Z.

I think the cat scene alone is a waste of time, unless you tie it into Parker's cat-ish behaviors. Ok, that could be good. If you spent the whole episode talking about Parker as a cat, him arguing about how he isn't one, then at the end of the episode he does something that a cat at the start of the episode did.

Now it needs to be countered with something physical. Because the cat thing while it has some physical comedy lacks the slap-stick, silly visual comedy. I think the Twinkee would be good here. Could you somehow work Parker into the twinkee scene Parker using the twinkee how a cat would use a toy or cat nip?

Good sitcoms come full circle, well I believe there is such thing as a good sitcom, but I suppose someone could argue there isn't good or bad, just sitcoms. But hey, whatever.

10:10 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

When I said cat, I envisioned a cat or a Parker chasing the brave mouse across the street.

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of Points: First off, what the heck is all this nonsense about me being a cat? Where did this all come from?
Secondly, who is this anonymous person? Honestly, they are my best friend ever. Identify yourself Lone Commenter!
Thirdly, I vote for the one involving myself, because i am so vain I probably think this sitcom is about me.
~Parker

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous means anonymous, Parker.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will find you, Mr./Mrs. Anonymous, if its the last thing i do.
~Parker

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parker-get over your investigative thoughts-
Anonymous....clue...Anonymous is an all-
inclusive umbrella covering Many dark individuals and certainly not one. Your future is unfolding before us
and we're excited about your prospects,but Drazin and Shaw have a big edge on the bling and blog! Happy
New Year. Now find a bride and save those pennies!

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Fauf and her southland friends are even more cool than this valley's weather lately!!!!!..Let's import even more southern hotties for Michael Parker and the boys.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm shocked -shocked that there are at least two or even more of these other multiple
anonymous bloggers who care so much about the pithy
and powerful Parkerderm. Let it all go and rally around
the future bride and her scandalously creative activities.......Anonymous#3

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. Lets rally around Farah and her future bridedom. OK: While writing this comment I have been assailed with accusations from Farah's future husband. He thinks I am am the anonymous Blog Commenter, and that i am having some insanse debate with myself on Farah's blog. PLEASE REVEAL YOURSELF! These disparaging comments upon my character have got to end!
~Parker

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All shall be revealed after 7-7-07........!

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, thats not really cool. I will give a shiny Nickel if you reveal yourself now. If necessary i will give you my cell phone #, and you can retain your anonymity that way.
~Parker

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Fauf said...

Stop! Stop your bickering! You're giving me a bloggish headache!

1:00 PM  

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