Confessions of a Fauf

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Premiere

Setting 1: Fauf and Jennipheobes' apartment, middle of the night. The many clocks (all ticking, none syncronized), display the time 2:40 am.

Scene 1: A shadowy figure emerges from Jennipheobes' room, tiptoeing down the hall. Noiselessly, she yawns open Fauf's bedroom door. She pauses, hears nothing (for Fauf never makes any sleeping noises), and tiptoes across the floor. She slips an object into Fauf's purse. Suddenly, Fauf rolls over, Jennipheobes freezes. Fauf sleeps on, so Jennipheobes tiptoes out, and returns to bed.

Setting 2: morning in the apartment. All the clocks, still ticking off, display 7:05 am.

Scene 2: Fauf's alarm goes off. She moans, rolls over, and slaps the alarm off. She gets out of bed, hits the shower, and in ten mintues she's out, getting ready for work. The last thing she does is grab her purse. As she slips her cell phone in, she notices an object that doesn't belong. She pulls out...(dramatic pause)...Twinkie the Kid (a plast yellow Twinkie with a face, a cowboy hat, and a pair of cowboy boots on his feet).
Fauf: "What? How did...?" She glances at Jennipheobes' door, closed with a Shut sign on the outside. "Dang it! She's still shut for the night."
Fauf goes into the garage and straddles Twinkie the Kid on Jennipheobes' car antenna.

to be continued...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly a reality. We're going to be stars!

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is amazing. you guys are so funny!

2:39 PM  

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