Fauf, Live from the Emmy's

I have just been dancing with the stars. Okay, not literally dancing with them, but very nearly. See, I have just come from a day where I stood mere feet from some of our fave TV stars today. Only a silly bar kept me from flinging myself at Tina Fay and begging for a cameo on her Emmy-winning show. Many people have been asking me what it was like to see so many great stars in person. Well, let me just say, they are all very tiny and short...much more than expected. (ie, Oscar from the Office is ridiculously petite and short). But on the other hand, they look pretty much the same. Although I didn't realize how blue Patrick Dempsy's eyes were until he glanced up at me so close, I could have ran my hands through his dreamy hair. Or how pretty Tina Fay is when she's not sporting her jeans and knit tops while running around NBC looking for Tracy Jordan. But Steve Carel's nose is just has long in person, and Steve Colbert's glasses are just as shiny, and Heidi Klume is just as tall and fashionable, and Kathy Griffin is just has hideous ten feet away.